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Oct 11, 2003 11:58:26 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Oct 11, 2003 11:58:26 GMT -5
My 500th post!  ::bows and acknowledges applause:: Thank you, thank you....I'd like to thank the Academy, and -- oh wait, wrong speech. ::searches pockets for other speech:: ::realizes monkeys don't have pockets::  ::checks to see if this rates a fifth star:: cg Yesssss!! :: pumps arm in victory gesture :: Banana splits for everyone!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Oct 11, 2003 12:51:35 GMT -5
Post by Ace on Oct 11, 2003 12:51:35 GMT -5
Cues up Johnny Rivers record:
Secret Agent Man
There's a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger
With every move he makes another chance he takes
Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Beware of pretty faces that you find
A pretty face can hide an evil mind
Ah, be careful what you say
Or you'll give yourself away
Odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
------ lead guitar ------
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Swingin' on the Riviera one day
And then layin' in the Bombay alley next day
Oh no, you let the wrong word slip
While kissing persuasive lips
The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow
Secret agent man, secret agent man
They've given you a number and taken away your name
Secret agent man
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OK maybe that should be Secret Agent Woman but the sentiment holds.... watch out for pretty faces and stay out of those Bombay alleys! ;D
Ace
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Oct 11, 2003 14:49:05 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Oct 11, 2003 14:49:05 GMT -5
Thanks for the good advice. I wonder if I can get my money back on these tickets to Bombay?  cg |
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Oct 11, 2003 15:51:40 GMT -5
Post by sparklingblue on Oct 11, 2003 15:51:40 GMT -5
Oh, wow! Congratulations to the secret agent monkey! Do you ever mix with your fellow agents, then? Like, having a banana split together after a successfully completed mission? And do you eat it shaken, not stirred? |
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Oct 11, 2003 17:52:44 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Oct 11, 2003 17:52:44 GMT -5
The trouble is that many of us don't know who the other ones are - "secret," you know? We have our suspicions, but we can't always make contact with another agent even if we want to. It's a hard life. cg |
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Oct 11, 2003 17:54:37 GMT -5
Post by sparklingblue on Oct 11, 2003 17:54:37 GMT -5
::nods sagely::
You are so brave.
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