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Post by sparklingblue on Dec 3, 2003 12:04:53 GMT -5
The SpoofMichael Jackson: Sexiest Man AliveWritten by Lorenzo Lee People Magazine announced today its' selection for its' yearly Sexiest Man Alive---Michael Jackson. "It was actually a last minute race to the finish for Mr. Jackson," commented Pierce Brosnan, last year's winner of the coveted title. Other candidates for the title were: Osama Bin Laden, Charles Bronson, Robert Palmer, Jude Law, and Johnny Cash. Criteria for the selection of the title Sexiest Man Alive is not clear, but it was definitely "the people's choice," noted Brosnan, "especially the youth sector." Children play an important role in the sales of People Magazine, a recent demographic sales analysis revealed. Jackson, award-winning performer and donor to numerous surgeon institutions, only had one thing to say: "I am not guilty." The estates of Charles Bronson and Robert Palmer are planning a joint lawsuit against the magazine, complaining of "unfair" practices in the selection process. The special issue of People's Sexiest Man Alive will hit newstands soon. *** This is of course to take with a huge pinch of salt. ;)What's making me feel a bit uncomfortable to post this is the latest accusations against MJ. I hope the article is steele a bit funny, though.
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Post by curious george on Dec 3, 2003 18:54:58 GMT -5
Well, if the category was "Sexiest Person Alive who started life as a black man and could now pass for a white woman..." I STILL wouldn't vote for him. ;D
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Post by Ace on Dec 3, 2003 19:02:55 GMT -5
Hmmm.... I think Jude Law should be slighty offended. Ace
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