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Sept 10, 2003 20:53:43 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Sept 10, 2003 20:53:43 GMT -5
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Sept 10, 2003 21:05:26 GMT -5
Post by Yuliya on Sept 10, 2003 21:05:26 GMT -5
They just can't afford tight security and Hello doesn't buy just any wedding, they have their standards.
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Sept 10, 2003 22:14:32 GMT -5
Post by Ace on Sept 10, 2003 22:14:32 GMT -5
All done in the "hopes of reclaiming secrecy".... ;D ;D ;D ;D Please, they send out inviations to the press to watch them shop! (seriously) 10-1 they postponed the wedding to coincide with the opening of their next bomb which the studio moved to get as far away from Gigli as possible. Ace
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Sept 11, 2003 6:23:04 GMT -5
Post by sparklingblue on Sept 11, 2003 6:23:04 GMT -5
::rocher::
;D ;D ;D
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Sept 14, 2003 14:21:53 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Sept 14, 2003 14:21:53 GMT -5
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Sept 14, 2003 15:41:47 GMT -5
Post by Ace on Sept 14, 2003 15:41:47 GMT -5
Well there goes my betting pool on how long the marriage would last, they didn't even make it to the altar. ;D
Ace
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Sept 14, 2003 16:36:11 GMT -5
Post by sparklingblue on Sept 14, 2003 16:36:11 GMT -5
Now that piece of news hit us right out of the blue, didn't it?
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Sept 14, 2003 17:32:27 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Sept 14, 2003 17:32:27 GMT -5
Now that piece of news hit us right out of the blue, didn't it? ::Reese's:: cg
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Sept 14, 2003 23:37:21 GMT -5
Post by Barbara on Sept 14, 2003 23:37:21 GMT -5
SparklingBlue...why are you bringing up Rocher? Are you perhaps suggesting that my villian has something to do with the break-up (if they have indeed broken up) of BenLo?
BTW...you notice how it is "associates" of Affleck saying they have split, not their agents and managers. Me thinks the clueless wonders are still together, and someone is pulling People Magazine's chain.
I also think Monday or Tuesday we will find out they are married. Everyone will obssess for a day or two, and then we will all worry about something far more important -- Hurricane Isabel.
-- Xenobia
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Sept 15, 2003 9:13:14 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Sept 15, 2003 9:13:14 GMT -5
SparklingBlue...why are you bringing up Rocher? Are you perhaps suggesting that my villian has something to do with the break-up (if they have indeed broken up) of BenLo? Your villain?? No, I can tell you that's not it at all. Now that sounds like a good possibility. Wait, let me rephrase that - it sound likely. Those of us snickering (think about it, Xen!) aren't obsessing. And you're certainly right - the impending hurricane is more newsworthy than anything that's ever been printed about the dimwitted duo. cg
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Sept 15, 2003 15:49:03 GMT -5
Post by sparklingblue on Sept 15, 2003 15:49:03 GMT -5
I'm saying the same CG said, it's not about your villain, Xen. Just like Mr Steele put it.... Steele leans on a table. "The answer." Laura and Murphy both stare at each other, Murphy looks at Steele. "The answer," Steele muses. "The answer. Well, it seems to me that a great murder, like a great wine, should be savored. Take the night, or the weekend for that matter. Allow it to sink into your thoughts, invade your dreams. Consider it. Ponder it. And then - if the answer is not obvious to you -" (with apologies to Nancy's ever-helpful episode transcripts)
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Sept 16, 2003 22:09:43 GMT -5
Post by Myrtle Groggins on Sept 16, 2003 22:09:43 GMT -5
Are you saying that Mr and Mrs Lofleck will never be??? Oh the horror!! And I thought they'd last FOREVER.
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Sept 16, 2003 23:23:06 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Sept 16, 2003 23:23:06 GMT -5
I know most of you don't listen to country music, but this song is too good, and seems to apply here:
Celebrity
Written by Brad Paisley
Someday I'm gonna be famous Do I have talent ... well ... no These days you don't really need it Thanks to reality shows Can't wait to date a supermodel Can't wait to sue my dad Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari On my way to rehab
Chorus: 'Cause when you're a Celebrity It's adios reality You can act just like a fool People think you're cool Just 'cause your on TV I can throw a major fit When my latte isn't just how I like it They say I've gone insane I'll blame it on the fame And the pressures that it goes with Being a Celebrity uh huh
I get to cry to Barbara Walters When things don't go my way I'll get community service No matter which law I break I'll make the supermarket tabloids They'll write some awful stuff But the more they run my name down The more my price goes up
Chorus: 'Cause when you're a Celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just 'cause you're on TV I can fall in and out of love Have marriages that barely last a month When they go down the drain I'll blame it on fame And say it's just so tough Being a Celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west To the land of fun in the sun We'll be real world Bachelor Jackass Millionaires Hey, Hey, Hollywood Here we come!
Chorus: Yeah, when you're a Celebrity It's adios reality No matter what you do People think you're cool Just cause you're on TV ...Being a Celebrity ...Yeah Celebrity ...uh-huh "Where's my coffee?"
The video, complete with cameos by William Shatner, Jason Alexander, and Trista what's-her-name is hysterical.
cg
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Sept 17, 2003 0:16:12 GMT -5
Post by Ace on Sept 17, 2003 0:16:12 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
Please tell me William Shatner doesn't sing in it though!
Ace
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Sept 17, 2003 8:16:08 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Sept 17, 2003 8:16:08 GMT -5
No, Brad Paisley sings it, but the essence of the video is that he is doing it as a contestant on an American Idol-type show, and Shatner is one of the judges.
This is intercut with scenes of other images in the song, including Jason Alexander throwing a fit over his latte, Trista picking an old country singer instead of Brad Paisley from a group of guys, and Paisley doing a funny knock-off of Michael Jackson complete with masked kids.
cg
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Sept 27, 2003 11:48:18 GMT -5
Post by Yuliya on Sept 27, 2003 11:48:18 GMT -5
The cover of the current issue of Star - or is it Natrional Enquirer? I was at the express register - does mention something about a secret honeymoon, magic reunion, and exclusive pictures. CG, were you notified?
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Sept 27, 2003 14:59:13 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Sept 27, 2003 14:59:13 GMT -5
Wh...Wh...WHERE?? How could they DO this to me? cg these people are pathetic!
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Sept 27, 2003 15:11:10 GMT -5
Post by sparklingblue on Sept 27, 2003 15:11:10 GMT -5
:: pats monkey on shoulder:: There, there. Don't cry because of the rude Bennifer.
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Sept 27, 2003 15:14:11 GMT -5
Post by Ace on Sept 27, 2003 15:14:11 GMT -5
Wh...Wh...WHERE?? How could they DO this to me? cg these people are pathetic!Oh jeeze, could it be true.... no not even this couple could be that pathetic. Nah, they could be. Ace
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Sept 27, 2003 19:59:53 GMT -5
Post by curious george on Sept 27, 2003 19:59:53 GMT -5
Oh jeeze, could it be true.... no not even this couple could be that pathetic. Nah, they could be. Ace ::agrees completely:: ;D cg
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